INTERNET OF THINGS

Do you sometimes walk into a Grocery Store, pick up 15 Items, and only then suddenly realize that you should have gotten a Basket?

I’ve done that a countless number of times.

Do you ever take too long ordering from Taco Bell, then realize that almost everything on the menu…

Me

Here you are at Shopmart. You just need one thing, but you can’t find it. Figures, Shopmart is by design a Labyrinth. You work your way through the aisles looking for clues, health tonics, swords, anything that can help you on your Quest for Glory and Cheezy Chaps. …

SPACE YELP REVIEW

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If I could give this Space-Yelp Review 5 Blackholes, I would.

I have Insta-Projected them on three separate occasions. The last time, I was on the Insta-Projector for 1,200 Rels before I just gave up!

They don’t ever activate their Insta-Projector, and if you leave a Holo-Message, they will…

FOOD PORN: Vaguely Erotic Recipes

NSFW: Not Safe for Waistline. Chewer discretion is advised.

“Steak Day” Photo by Paul Hermann on Unsplash

Ingredients:

  • 1+ Steak, T-Bone recommended
  • Salt
  • Pepper
  • Garlic Powder (optional)
  • Butter (optional)

Instructions:

  1. Cheap Ordinary Slabs of Beef need not apply, after all, this is Steak Day. Pick the juiciest, fattiest, mouth watering Slabs. Bone in? Bone out? Bone in…Bone out…Bone in!
  2. With…

Vaguely Erotic Tree Poetry

‘Tree Fondler” Photo by Kristin Wilson on Unsplash

I once found a tree,

From which hung pornography.

I saw things I was not meant to see.

I told my friends, but they did not believe me.

Her leaves writhed in ecstasy,

And Her limbs were warm and supple.

I took one look at Her ample trunk,

Any felt…

Science Fiction

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Journal Entry #XY-0361–029402–001

I have never understood the Dirt Dweller Idiom of “Taking a Shit.” Why on this Dirt Ball, would anyone want to Abscond with Bodily Evacuations? As it turns out though, most Dirt Dwellers do not Abscond with Bodily Evacuations. Just the ones that call themselves “Pet Owners.”…

Ken Miura

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