Do you sometimes walk into a Grocery Store, pick up 15 Items, and only then suddenly realize that you should have gotten a Basket?
I’ve done that a countless number of times.
Do you ever take too long ordering from Taco Bell, then realize that almost everything on the menu…
Here you are at Shopmart. You just need one thing, but you can’t find it. Figures, Shopmart is by design a Labyrinth. You work your way through the aisles looking for clues, health tonics, swords, anything that can help you on your Quest for Glory and Cheezy Chaps. …
If I could give this Space-Yelp Review 5 Blackholes, I would.
I have Insta-Projected them on three separate occasions. The last time, I was on the Insta-Projector for 1,200 Rels before I just gave up!
They don’t ever activate their Insta-Projector, and if you leave a Holo-Message, they will…
NSFW: Not Safe for Waistline. Chewer discretion is advised.
This alarming alarmist article will alarm you!
Pay attention to these 5 Warning Signs:
I once found a tree,
From which hung pornography.
I saw things I was not meant to see.
I told my friends, but they did not believe me.
Her leaves writhed in ecstasy,
And Her limbs were warm and supple.
I took one look at Her ample trunk,
Journal Entry #XY-0361–029402–001
I have never understood the Dirt Dweller Idiom of “Taking a Shit.” Why on this Dirt Ball, would anyone want to Abscond with Bodily Evacuations? As it turns out though, most Dirt Dwellers do not Abscond with Bodily Evacuations. Just the ones that call themselves “Pet Owners.”…
I don’t know about you, but I just hate it when writers get to the point too quickly. I mean, why bother reading the rest of their article, if they’ve already gotten to the point in the first paragraph? …
Or don’t. See if I care.