Journal Entry
Narrator: On the last episode of Dragon Ball Z , these people were standing around doing nothing for a really long time. Then they shouted at each other for a really long time. Then they punched each other for a bit. Now they’re playing UNO.
Frieza: I skip you Monkey.
Vegeta: Fuck you Frieza.
Goku: Draw 4. I win!
Frieza: You didn’t say UNO Bitch. Draw 2 cards.
Vegeta: Blast you Kakarot! Why did you pick this game? You don’t even know how to play!
Goku: We don’t have all the Pieces for Battleship, and this is the only other game Bulma packed.
Vegeta: Well, what about Snakes and Ladders?
Goku: That’s not a game 😒
Frieza: It’s your turn Fajita.
Vegeta: Oh that’s it Mother Fucker.
(Vegeta tries to strangle Frieza. Frieza strangles Vegeta with his tail and pops his head like a balloon. Blood and Viscera splatter everywhere)
Krillin: Holy Fuck, did you just see that?
Piccolo: No, I’m too busy shitting my pants right now.
Gohan: Same.
Goku: Let’s punch each other!
Frieza: Okay.
Goku: Kaioken times 2, Parenthesis, Pi times 10 to the Power of 77, End Parenthesis!
Frieza: Noooooooooooo! Maaaaaaath!
Goku: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Frieza: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Goku: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Piccolo: What are they doing? It sounds like they’re just screaming at each other.
Gohan: Yup. That’s totally what they’re doing. Glowing and Screaming at each other.
Krillin: I’m surprised I’m not dead yet.
Frieza: I’ve only been fighting with 10% of my Strength.
Goku: Bro, me too.
Frieza: Watch me flex.
Goku: Dude, you are ripped.
Frieza: Dude. Your Power Level is Enormous.
Goku: That’s not the only thing that’s Enormous.
Frieza: What?
Goku: What?
Frieza: Let’s Punch each other.
Goku: Nah, I’m gonna hit you with this big ball I made out of — I don’t know, White stuff I collected from all the people and animals in the Universe.
Frieza: Nooooooo! Don’t let it touch me!
Narrator: It would be awfully inconvenient for the show to end right now. Oh God! He just exploded Krillin into a Red Mist! This shit is too Fucked up to show to Children. On the next episode of Dragon Ball Z, Will Goku go Super Saiyan and kill Frieza? Will somebody use the Dragon Balls to wish back all the people Frieza killed? You won’t find out for the next two weeks.
